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Jellyfish
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| CyberPikachu wrote: | Tae~ Wahahaha!  |
Ugh that's malungkot you're malungkot |
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kyuubi-kira
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| Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 6:32 am Post subject: |
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I think I could kick Jelly and Snoopy's asses in a cage match especialy if Jelly is trying to use his 1" warrior as a weapon!  |
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2dogsandaDJ
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| Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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DOUBLE TEAM!
  VS.  
OHHHHHHHHHH SNAP |
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Jellyfish
大陰茎
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| Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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| You will not stand a chance surrender now |
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CyberPikachu
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| Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 9:08 pm Post subject: |
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Can I be the referee? Post my picture!  |
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2dogsandaDJ
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| Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 9:54 pm Post subject: |
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VS.
REFEREE: 
JUDGES:  
there we go |
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Snoopy007
悪戯の天才
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| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 12:23 am Post subject: |
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| this will be a match for the ages |
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kyuubi-kira
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| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 2:14 am Post subject: |
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| 2dogsandaDJ wrote: | DOUBLE TEAM!
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OHHHHHHHHHH SNAP |
Why am I so much smaller than the rest of u guys?
Oh well... strategies... hmmm...
We can't kick their asses outright because they are now immune to pain in the backside region
and we can't kick them in the ball's for obvious reasons (they aint got none!)
any ideas? |
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CyberPikachu
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| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 3:32 am Post subject: |
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I'd suggest Blow Jobs of Terror! Once they feel Cloud9, you quickly rip their Twinkies off. But that wouldn't be much of a match for all ages due to the gore and blood. I can provide items...
Item Shop:
RED POTION
Regains 50 Hit Points.
Cost: 40 Gold
YELLOW POTION
Regains 200 Hit Points.
Cost: 150 Gold
BLUE POTION
Regains 60 Mana Points.
Cost: 500 Gold
ACID BOTTLE
Throws an Acid Bottle to deal 150 Defense-Ignoring Damage.
Cost: 500 Gold
LEX AETERNA SCROLL
Anyone targeted will in-take 2x more Damage for 3 Turns.
Cost: 1000 Gold
SCROLL OF SUMMONING
Summons a Mercenary to help aid in Battle. Lasts 15 Turns.
Cost: 2500 Gold
MERCENARY
Mercenary that aids the player in battle. Stats are as follows:
HP: 1000
MP: 250
Attack: 45
Defense: 10
Magic: 50
Magic-Defense: 25
Speed Rate: 40
Skills:
Blessing of Tyr- Regains 100 HP and 30 MP (For Ally/Self)
Cost: 40MP (Mercenary)
Napalm Vulcan- Fires 2 Magic Rockets that deal 2*Magic DMG per Rocket
Cost: 75MP (Mercenary)
Soul Strike- Deals 2 times 10% of Mercenary's Maximum HP
Cost: 100HP (Mercenary)
That reminds me, about player stats:
Maximum HP: 1000
Maximum MP: 200
Attack: 50
Defense: 20
Magic: 30
Magic-Defense: 15
Speed Rate: 50
Skills:
Mega Punch- Deals 2(Attack+Magic) Defense-Ignoring Damage
Cost: 50MP
Fur Palm- Rapidly hit a target with 3 Fur Palms, dealing (2*Magic) Magic Damage per Palm.
Cost: 75MP
(Your Name)'s Special: (Insert SPECIAL SKILL NAME)- This is a special skill of each player. Each one has a special skill on he/she can attain. Give it a name, a good description, and other add-ons. Fixed stats for this skill are as follows:
Damage = 3*Attack + 5*Magic, Counted as ATTACK, Cost = 75HP+100MP
Man! That was long! I'm not even done with the other stats! What do you think? |
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VoE
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Location: North of the South Pole and South of the North Pole
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| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 6:40 am Post subject: |
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*is a judge*
Well alright then. |
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kyuubi-kira
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| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 7:23 am Post subject: |
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| CyberPikachu wrote: | I'd suggest Blow Jobs of Terror! Once they feel Cloud9, you quickly rip their Twinkies off. But that wouldn't be much of a match for all ages due to the gore and blood. I can provide items...
Item Shop:
RED POTION
Regains 50 Hit Points.
Cost: 40 Gold
YELLOW POTION
Regains 200 Hit Points.
Cost: 150 Gold
BLUE POTION
Regains 60 Mana Points.
Cost: 500 Gold
ACID BOTTLE
Throws an Acid Bottle to deal 150 Defense-Ignoring Damage.
Cost: 500 Gold
LEX AETERNA SCROLL
Anyone targeted will in-take 2x more Damage for 3 Turns.
Cost: 1000 Gold
SCROLL OF SUMMONING
Summons a Mercenary to help aid in Battle. Lasts 15 Turns.
Cost: 2500 Gold
MERCENARY
Mercenary that aids the player in battle. Stats are as follows:
HP: 1000
MP: 250
Attack: 45
Defense: 10
Magic: 50
Magic-Defense: 25
Speed Rate: 40
Skills:
Blessing of Tyr- Regains 100 HP and 30 MP (For Ally/Self)
Cost: 40MP (Mercenary)
Napalm Vulcan- Fires 2 Magic Rockets that deal 2*Magic DMG per Rocket
Cost: 75MP (Mercenary)
Soul Strike- Deals 2 times 10% of Mercenary's Maximum HP
Cost: 100HP (Mercenary)
That reminds me, about player stats:
Maximum HP: 1000
Maximum MP: 200
Attack: 50
Defense: 20
Magic: 30
Magic-Defense: 15
Speed Rate: 50
Skills:
Mega Punch- Deals 2(Attack+Magic) Defense-Ignoring Damage
Cost: 50MP
Fur Palm- Rapidly hit a target with 3 Fur Palms, dealing (2*Magic) Magic Damage per Palm.
Cost: 75MP
(Your Name)'s Special: (Insert SPECIAL SKILL NAME)- This is a special skill of each player. Each one has a special skill on he/she can attain. Give it a name, a good description, and other add-ons. Fixed stats for this skill are as follows:
Damage = 3*Attack + 5*Magic, Counted as ATTACK, Cost = 75HP+100MP
Man! That was long! I'm not even done with the other stats! What do you think? |
I'd much rather a verbal joust: a battle of wits and cunning!
That way they have no hope! |
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CyberPikachu
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| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:27 pm Post subject: |
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Now that'll suck. You made me waste 30 minutes of thinking and Copy+Pasting pictures to this site just to make the item shop and status builds.  |
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kyuubi-kira
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 5:02 am Post subject: |
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meh, sorry. Do I get awesomeness discounts?  |
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CyberPikachu
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 5:46 am Post subject: |
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Uhmm, let's see what I can give'ya...
Lamp Oil. Rope. Bombs.
You want it?
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VoE
Altruistic Housewrecker
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 7:55 am Post subject: |
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| CyberPikachu wrote: | Uhmm, let's see what I can give'ya...
Lamp Oil. Rope. Bombs.
You want it?
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Most risque nerd ever. |
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kyuubi-kira
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:31 am Post subject: |
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| VoE wrote: | | CyberPikachu wrote: | Uhmm, let's see what I can give'ya...
Lamp Oil. Rope. Bombs.
You want it?
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Most risque nerd ever. |
coming from you...  |
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VoE
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:38 am Post subject: |
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| kyuubi-kira wrote: | | VoE wrote: | | CyberPikachu wrote: | Uhmm, let's see what I can give'ya...
Lamp Oil. Rope. Bombs.
You want it?
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Most risque nerd ever. |
coming from you... |
What's that mean? |
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Jellyfish
大陰茎
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Age: 25
Posts: 1331
Location: i molest shang
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:31 am Post subject: |
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| VoE wrote: | | kyuubi-kira wrote: | | VoE wrote: | | CyberPikachu wrote: | Uhmm, let's see what I can give'ya...
Lamp Oil. Rope. Bombs.
You want it?
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Most risque nerd ever. |
coming from you... |
What's that mean? |
It means you're a doodie butt.  |
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VoE
Altruistic Housewrecker
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Location: North of the South Pole and South of the North Pole
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 12:03 pm Post subject: |
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| Jellyfish wrote: | | VoE wrote: | | kyuubi-kira wrote: | | VoE wrote: | | CyberPikachu wrote: | Uhmm, let's see what I can give'ya...
Lamp Oil. Rope. Bombs.
You want it?
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Most risque nerd ever. |
coming from you... |
What's that mean? |
It means you're a doodie butt. |
Jellyfish is my least favorite kind of sushi! |
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CyberPikachu
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 4:55 pm Post subject: |
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| VoE wrote: | | Jellyfish wrote: | | VoE wrote: | | kyuubi-kira wrote: | | VoE wrote: | | CyberPikachu wrote: | Uhmm, let's see what I can give'ya...
Lamp Oil. Rope. Bombs.
You want it?
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Most risque nerd ever. |
coming from you... |
What's that mean? |
It means you're a doodie butt. |
Jellyfish is my least favorite kind of sushi! |
Lol'd. You say you eat Jellyfish.
Ei, I'm not a nerd. Just because I get high grades in Math and Science, and I know all these potions and stuff. I really want to make my own MMORPG Custom Game in the Future. |
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2dogsandaDJ
THE RED MAGE
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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| ....And we get extra stuff cuz we know the creator, right? |
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VoE
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 8:39 pm Post subject: |
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| CyberPikachu wrote: | | Lol'd. You say you eat Jellyfish. |
I would taste him at the very least. |
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kyuubi-kira
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:05 pm Post subject: |
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yummy...
sushi has never really been my thing... |
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Snoopy007
悪戯の天才
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Location: Taipei, Taiwan
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| Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 1:07 am Post subject: |
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| CyberPikachu wrote: | | Lol'd. You say you eat Jellyfish. |
i've eaten jellyfish. it's nice and crunchy  |
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Jellyfish
大陰茎
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Posts: 1331
Location: i molest shang
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| Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 4:32 am Post subject: |
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| Snoopy007 wrote: | | CyberPikachu wrote: | | Lol'd. You say you eat Jellyfish. |
i've eaten jellyfish. it's nice and crunchy |
Funny, that's not what your mom said. |
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